doctor muffin

I'm five years old and I have a bad cold

So I can't talk to you too long

I'm going to see Doctor Muffin at three

I have to bring my dolly kate along

Doctor Muffin's not his real name you know

But he smiles when I call him that

He knows alot about dollies and kids

Doctor Muffin likes to make me laugh

Today's the day, sneeze,sneeze,cough,cough

(achoo!!!) katie needs a check up

Today's the day, hip,hip hurray

Doctor Muffin will fix my doll up (and me!)

(achoo!!!)  I'm so miserable

So is Katie but her cold's invisible

(cough! cough!) it doesn't even tickle

But Doctor Muffin will fix it like a miracle

My dolly katie's a little bit afraidy

Even when I hold her hand

So I told her it's okay to be a baby

Doctor Muffin will understand

Today's the day, sneeze, sneeze, cough, cough....

Doctor Muffin's got a candy red bed

And a box full of tonsil sticks

He lets me check katie's eyes and ears

And open her mouth to say...(ahh!!! yuk!)

Doctor Muffin said that I could be a doctor

But I'd have to go to doctor school

It sounds fine but I think I'd really mind

If my patients called me Doctor...(aaaa….achoo!!!)

Oh! I'm so miserable...

Today's the day, sneeze, sneeze, cough, cough....

Oh! golly me, it's a quarter to three

I better get katie's coat and hat

I've got to leave, my mom's calling me

Bye, bye, so long and that's that!  (aaaa…achoo!!! Sniff!!!)

Words and music written by                 Dedicated to our family doctor

Richard Paul Lafontaine                    Michael Monohan of Port Perry

Copyright 1990 unpublished                 December 22,1989